On Vacation

don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't do it!

List #2: My addictions

Do it when you're done pooping.

PAM - The Passive Agressive Monster

18 was not my finest age.

Swoon!

This is a bad camera angle on a terribly mundane moment.

The vacation ended months ago but...

I kinda hate the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

Chicken vs. Raccoon: Who will win?

I might not be normal, but at least I'm regular.

Mail Turtle takes a break. (I hope he gets the Kona Coffee.)

Do you know where your text-messages come from?

Dogs rule!

So much deodorant!

My coworker told me that 4:37 is an appropriate time to eat hummus.

Based on a true story.

I've been using the same stick of deodorant for five months.

List #1

I like how it sounds when I walk.

This is why it took so long for my new sneakers to arrive.

I also miss Logo and BASIC.

Pigeons don't like onions. It's true; I used the Scientific Method.

I tried to be like Popeye but all I got was explosive diarrhea.

I swear I'm going to get a kidney infection.

The ocean's social hierarchy

Hummus is kinda gross