A new medium.

Happy

Candy Corn on the Cob

It's fishalicious!

It's hard to be funny these days.

It's Labor Day!

List #4: Things from my trip to the hospital

Yes; The Spice Girls are getting back together, but what does that do for my spice rack?

On second thought, let's skip the dessert tray.

God, remember braided belts? Jeez.

To be worn UNDER your shirt. Not over or hanging out of. UNDER

Gosh, I hope it's not a tie!

Nalgene and Off: A terrible business combo.

What is the Canadian Goose thinking?

Special Guest Drawer -- mamabile!

People walk all over him!

Others use him to get to the top!

He gets slammed against walls and tied to the roof of your car.

But he never feels loved because he is...

If I had a magnet in my ass all sorts of annoying things would just follow me around from room to room.

Nalgene2.0 -- Now with feelings and unfortunately, a digestive system.

How is it possible for a guy to get everything wrong?

If you're not a total dipshit, photocopying is easy!

Spider Solitare RULZ y'all!

What I've been doing instead of blogging:

Fax machines are fun.

You can't see it, but I'm standing behind this thing.

Even though you know the ropes, 20something is still pretty hard.

When I am in San Francisco I will see the sun do this.

These are called "Bulls' Eyes" but I just call them "delicious."

Yogurt: It's not so bad.

List #3: Things that go in my mouth.

Don't get them confused!

Floss has no teeth but yours.

I'm glad my butt doesn't look like this.

Clef Pallet

Cleft Pallet

Arrug! Morning radio, shut up!!

Proofs blow.

Have you hugged your Nalgene today?

Banana Hammock

Southern Comfort is supposed to taste like peaches which is a lie because we all know it really tastes like gasoline.

It doesn't have a trap door or a firepole, but I guess it's kind of ok.

Dear Mice: I hope you enjoyed eating the corner of every slice of my bread.

This is a letter I wrote to my friend Nancy once.

It's complicated.

It's complicated.

Henry and Katie: Both locked in their rooms.